I'm a man. When I go to shave, I start by climbing a mountain with my bare hands. Hands-only actually. Using your legs is for phailures. Did I mention the mountain is made of jagged rusted steel? It's covered in salt too. Good thing real men such as myself don't bleed. Anyhow, when I get to the top, I fight a bear. The bear's fur is actually made of the same type of hair that on Chuck Norris' chin. Obviously, it's a fierce battle. No weapons are used, only my bare hands against it's bear hands. I always win ofcourse. Then I use it's claws to shave. I shave against the grain and without shaving cream, by the way. I have to use all of it's claw though, since they keep breaking on my manliness. I then mate with it's bear spouse to ensure I'll have more fierce battles in the future. Afterwards, I convert the defeated bear into beef jerky, and jerkyboard down the mountain. Then I eat all of it in all it's salty jagged rusted metal goodness...

Yeah. Manly.